Journalists love puns. Here are some headlines I saw in a Folkestone paper --
"Missing baby found in Sandwich." "
A smuggler caught-- "Man held in cigarette case."
A family called King and another called Queen in trouble -- "King and Queen in court"
Seen on a dustcart "Satisfaction guaranteed or your rubbish back"
Seen on a handyman's van in Hove "Rent a Hubby".
In the shop window of a laundry "Does your wife wash herself?"
The pen is mightier than the sword (and much easier to write with).
Middle age is when your broad mind and your narrow waist change places.
Old age is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind it doesn't matter.
Youth is wasted on the young!!
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