I have just read Bernard Levin's reply to an insulting correspondent=
"Sir,
I think I should warn you that some dangerous lunatic has gained possession of your headed writing paper".
I've also just read that a banker is someone who lends you an umbrella when it is sunny and wants it back when it is raining.
Money may not solve every problem but it is quite an effective solution to being poor
The rain it falleth on the just
And on the unjust fella
But mostly on the just because
The unjust stole the just's umbrella.
A few things that cheered me up after a miserable visit to the optician.
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