Friday, 1 July 2011

Marriage

Some quotations on marriage.

A strong marriage requires endless patience on the part of the wife. Everyone could do with a wife but some of us have to put up with a husband.

There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first one.

Husbands are like fires. They go out if left unattended.

A bachelor thinks he is a thing of beauty and a boy for ever.

A woman only worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man does not worry about the future until he gets a wife.

Advice to husbands - if you are wrong, admit it - if you are right, keep quiet.

Advice to wives - don't tell him the boiler has gone out again until he has had his dinner.

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