I have just read a letter from a man whose lock on his bathroom door does not work so he has taken up whistling pro tem. When we were viewing a house prior to purchase the vendor said the lock on the loo door was broken so you had to sing "God Save the King".
I notice that a number of Air Lines are advertising very cheap one way tickets to various exotic destinations.
Paddy to Mike "Where is your brother?"
Mike "He won a one way ticket to Singapore".
Paddy "Did he have a good holiday?
Mike "I don't know yet. He is waiting to win a ticket home".
Despite the gloomy forecasts of the weather men of an impending Ice Age I have for the past four days enjoyed sitting in the conservatory in brilliant sunshine with beautiful blue skies. I have to admit it is autumnal outside. Regular readers will have gathered that the conservatory is one of my blessings even though , like me, it is getting on a bit If, as seems likely, it was built with the house it has stood there since 1873!
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